Friday, February 16, 2018

top ten reasons that stalking is a bitch

(10) the hours suck

(9) you lose sleep

(8) it doesn't pay for shit

(7) "the catcher in the rye" gets boring the 12th time you read it

(6) in the tv movie of your story you never get a writing credit

(5) clothes get torn when climbing barb wire fences

(4) the annual stalker's dinner and dance has a no host bar

(3) it's hard to think of something new to leave on the answering machine when you call 25 times a day

(2) them stinking headaches

(1) you get rubber cement all over the place when pasting cut-out words on notes

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