Seeing Orange

It's been going on for years, man.

The age old question.

Is the glass half-empty?

Or is the glass half full?

We all want to know the answer, we all want to know.

We all have opinions but we can't be sure.

Me?

What do I think?

I think the glass is half-empty.

But

I also think that if you look around you just might find a faucet. And there may be some ice in the freezer. Look in the refrigerator. Is that a bottle of 7-up? And over there, on the shelf, I think I see a bottle of bourbon! Wow! There's a bag of Doritos on the table and somebody has left out a bowl of salsa!

Too cool! I love this place!

Where's the stereo?

Yep!

That's what I think.

That's me.

I've got a jaundiced eye and I'm looking through rose colored glasses.

I'm seeing everything in orange.

Which is strange.

I don't like the color orange. It makes me feel nervous and jumpy inside.