btw

 i'm getting my booster shot on the 22nd

why?

because

a lot of people are fucking stupid

and

i refuse to kill

or

be killed

merry fucking christmas!

hi!

if you stop saying "y"all" when it's not super groovy anymore you're an an asshole now. strange, ain't it?

up on the housetop

 why isn't the plural of 'roof' 'rooves'?

*giggles*

 people who bitch about the beatles are so cute!

SHEESH!

i tend to give up first in an argument.

it's really funny when stupid people think they have proven me wrong by screaming at me like an eight year old bully on a playground. like they have 'shown me a thing or two' and now my mind has been changed. they have no idea that all they have really shown me is that they are anal and insane. i'm talking to you, asshole on line who 'threatened' to block me on twitter. smoke my white owl, cha cha!

technology

the air sucks, the water sucks, most people with phones suck, but i never have to change the time on my cable box or computer.

ya know...

i think being funny is a lot like playing a piano.

most people just aren't very good at it.

GEEZUZ!

ever tried to make a twitch password? well, if k1ssm1d1ck isn't good enough for them i'm not cool enough and they can go get totally fucking fucked.

well...

i grew up in a stupid world
with stupid people
they weren't dumb
they were stupid
they never asked questions
they had no vision
they did things just because they did things

i'd ask why they couldn't take the butter out when they first got up
that way it would spread easier when the toast was ready

i asked why things that we used every day were kept under things that were used once or twice a month

why we couldn't try it with cheese just this time

why do you vote for people that you ended up calling jerks six months later

why i couldn't finish the page i was reading first
it's not like the garbage men would leave the trash on the curb the next morning because of my book

i got sent to my room a lot

a lot

now i still ask questions
sometimes i scream them
and stupid people look at me like i should have stayed in my room

i actually know a couple of people who think that i'd be happy if i just told myself i already was
as if delusion trumped truth

lots of people think that way because it works for them
so they think it will work for everybody else
i guess it could work
maybe
if i'd stop asking so many goddamn questions